So this wonderfully wonderful community in orkut has me hooked on to the net.
That got me into the groove.
Now I am gonna spell out the lessons I have learnt in life.
- Never say no to food.Specially if its for free.Even if its being offered by the ghost of your maths teacher.
- If you are stuck up in your house for five long months,and you are ,1>a gilted lover,2>a psychopath, 3>useless doodler, 4>unemployed student who is going to flunk exams, 5>glorified story teller (Yes I am ALL of the above,except the gilted part),please hold on to your nerves , they might just pack a rucksack and go hitchhiking.
- If you are tired of counting sheep,count elephants.
- If you are bored,stop saying that.
- If you hate the rains, you are one unlucky soul.
- If you love the rains, don't show too much happiness about the swimming pool in your parking lot.
- If you don't like the way you look,stop looking at the mirror,meditate,it helps a lot.Once you've finished, go get a plastic surgery.
- If you're in a hurry to catch some form of public transport, DO NOT run.Instead, call Superman.
- If you want to colour your hair and you are confused about the shade, just colour it white,if there is an uncanny resemblance between you and the ghost of your maths teacher,well there is nothing to do.Let it be.
Thats all for now.:D
4 comments:
facts simply describe "Dreamy"... but that's how she is now.... let the rains pass and by the passing of the clouds... "Dreamy shall bloom again...
encore......you'v learnt a lot and by just sayin 'effed'..... boy ear to ear smile........ proud of a.....a big gurl now......an i suppose you learnt a helloa other things too :P
Superman????!!!..
OMG...uve snapped!!!!
Finally!!!
:-P
Hmm...funny n frivolous. But, I wonder what a film-studies student of JU has to do with a Maths teacher now ?? Just a curious curb I stumbled upon. Hope, you don't mind.
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