RishiRoy said , I am shifting to the darker side.At least blog layout wise.
Ok, I don't really know why, I am becoming more and more complicated day by day.I am trying to find out inner meanings out of hopelessly bland and dry communicational grunts like "heh".I don't know why, but I really hate this three lettered text.Actually, I DO know why.You can say (or type,really) "huh", or "hehe"or "hihihi"(my personal favorite) or "haha" or "heh heh heh" or "hneh hneh hneh" or "hah"
But "heh"?.
It sounds so rude. Like as if I just said something so amazingly bird brained that all you can do is grunt.Even "hmmmm" is better than "heh".
Fine, at least now I know what this post is going to be about.
Things I hate:
1> Being called "Odrita". Yes I know my name is misspelt. But that is not my fault.That should NOT be reason for you to call me Odrita again and again inspite of me telling you again and again that it is to be pronounced "AAAdrita".Even if it is a valid reason, just go screw yourself, or better still,call me by my nick name..actually, don't call me at all! I can manage without a group of slimy creepy conniving sadists who take pleasure in mispronouncing people's names.
2> Phuchka/golgappa/panipuri.
Yes, you can ostracize me, but I just don't like this idea of standing by the roadside and gulping down something...anything. I really don't have anything against the eatable, its just the way it is consumed.Also, it is not ALL that tasty.I think it is overrated.
3> The act of squeezing the ball before eating it.
I know the above sentence would be a perverts' delight, but I am talking about a Roshogolla.I mean yeah I know you might have weight reducing agendas on your mind or excess blood sugar or whatever, but what is the need/effing need of freakin' consuming a Roshogolla if you have to squeeze the rosh outta it!!!It is an outright insult to the sweet.And you know what?..you just don't care, do you?..you just don't care about the sweet sentiments of the sweet just because, because...*pin-drop silence*.... it is not human?
4> The number four.
No, seriously.I think "four" is a very disheartening word.
5> Incessant shrieking due to hair fall.
Its ok to be worried about your hair. The hair thinks its ok to fall, once in a while, I am sure.The nutritionists say that a hundred hairs a day is the normal hair fall rate.So, when you've actually spent some of your precious free time in the most resourceful manner possible, by, yes, counting the number of hairs that have fallen and identifying them as your hair, if the number is more than a hundred, please worry.BUT DON'T SHRIEK.For God's sake.
6> My glasses.
I promise.This is the very last time I will crib about my glasses, because (hopefully) by the end of this month I will get rid of them.I don't like my glasses because:
a.I look bad anyway,with glasses I look even more behenji types.
b.My face perspires more than the already excessive norm.Because of the glasses.
c.Some people think that the people with glasses are generally very intelligent.
[now, I don't have a problem with that.But, when I am not intelligent I shouldn't even look intelligent, to even a single person.I just hate artificiality.For more elaboration, just see the next point.]
b.My face perspires more than the already excessive norm.Because of the glasses.
c.Some people think that the people with glasses are generally very intelligent.
[now, I don't have a problem with that.But, when I am not intelligent I shouldn't even look intelligent, to even a single person.I just hate artificiality.For more elaboration, just see the next point.]
7> Artificiality.
Well I can't really say that I hate everything that is artificial...err.. because I am really fond of those foreign brands of chocolates found in the side stalls of Park street.What I mean is artificiality in human behavior.I mean if you feel like slapping me, just do it!..please don't smile.
[sorry, I just can't think of a more lucid example, right at this moment]
8> Death/thrash metal.
Or whatever it is, its just noise to me.Very ugly noise.Though I would like to obtain some tracks of such and such genre.I would want to play that to scare the lizards in my house.Also, I want the lizards to somehow become impotent after listening to such noise.Please don't mind the farfetchedness.I just hate lizards.
8> Lizards.
I hate them so much that I don't want to elaborate.
9> Loudness while communicating on the phone.
Specially while inside a mode of public transport.I know you're so bloody important that people can't live without knowing the number of the bus you're traveling in, but you know what? you don't have to show off.Even I have a cellular phone.Thank you.
10> Offensive opinions, in the name of feminism.
Once upon a time, a self confessed feminist professor of ours said, "Its a pity that a majority of students bunking my classes are girls, given that I am a staunch feminist." People like this, regularly make a sorry farce out of the already confusing concepts of feminism.
There you go, end of post.
21 comments:
Things I liked about this post:
1) There are 10 dislikes. This makes 6.1 billion minus 10 = whatever that comes up to as being liked.
2) The squeeze on roshogolla. Finally, someone who spells it like it is. And eats it that way too. I hate roshochaptas.
3) Four and eight. They're numerologically bad too.
4) Vastu. Thank heavens and primary positions you didn't write about that.
5) My glasses. Remind me to pick them up from your/my friend's place.
6) Any weird thoughts that might've occurred due to #5 above.
7) The clear demarcation between fullstops and next sentences. *sarcasm here*
Did I mention the absolute nice writing too? :P
very very very well said...phuchkas being "overrated"...it never tastes good...but rosogollas are not squeezed to lessen the sweet..but to prevent 4m choking...some of them are really big u see...:P.. and 'hey'..u cant just hate 4..wat abt 104??....would u mind me callin u behenji??... i'ld lov that...:D..
Bull'e eye on the roshogolla point. Whats there to the roshogolla without the rosh? And the rosh tastes even better when you have it with "luchi"s. But about the death/thrash metal point......erm.....I am too much into it to agree. :-P But it surely scares away lizards. And nosy neighbors too.
Btw, thanks for blogrolling me. :)
Love the new "shifting to the darker side" look.
Play the death metal for the staunch feminists as well, will u? Or courier the lizards over to their place.
(And i love ur blog. May i add u to my blogroll?)
Welcome to the dark side. You shall now be Darth Adious.
After leaving the page, I had silhouette of it (or was it yours?) for a minute, which means your plans are working on men.
Nice read as usual. :)
Rishi Roy is OLD!!!...hahaha!!!..*finally jumping with joy and clapping his hands in the air..*
Are you like ORijits or the Obhisheks.Thank God ur name's not Debanuj.Im called Devon nowdays(name of a famous pornstar)
Phuchka/golgappa/panipuri....how can u not like it???HOW HOW HOW???
I think five is disheartening too
and lizards eat bad nasty slimy worms!!!...that way they help us.
...and i luuuuuuuuuuuuurve the new look!!!...
hmph....
@ moo
dude ur 23 too so put a sock in it!
@ odri...err...dreamy
i have seen (actually) people choke on the rosh....stupid as that sounds.
my b'day is 13th(bugger), 1+3=4 (BUGGER!)
point five i won't comment on... very traumatic for me!
only tiktiki's are the one thing that makes me jump! the rest are squish-able.
and might i mention you'r on a roll here.... pretty neat stuff
i hate phone all-together... my max phone time ranges from 20 mins to 2mins.....with an average of 2.34mins..... and 20mins only if mom calls....nahole double figures e jaye e na.....i hate talkin on the phone.....its bhery superficial
.....eita bolar jonne onek kichu shunte hobe! :P
1)u r odd sorry adrita.u just have abt what 598 ppl who share yr name.spare a thought for me
2)PHUCHKAS ARE TASTY.I PITY U
3)if someone is dumb enough to get choked on roshogolla rosh dont eat the sweet for the love of god. go eat "chena"instead.
4)i stood first when i was in class four.
5)YOU BITCH
6)who! god damn who!! thinks that u are intelligent:p
7)i agree
8)no comments.musically retarded
9)i will not follow yr scheme of numbering
10)i have overcome my fear of cockroaches...it took me 20 odd years but i did it.....someday..
11)i m not important...noone no one has EVER called me while i m travelling:((
12)heh i bunked that class yaar
out of 10 dislikes...
Point no. (8)... she hates lizards and so do i. I simply freak out at the damn sight of the creature.
Thats one common thing between us eh Odrita.... ooh sorry AADRITA !! is it??..
heh heh.. just kidding
oops i said 'heh'
once again... dont freak out
its just that i am used to using the word... [:P]
Hmm.. heh huh (whoo alliteration, I am the new age Coleridge in making)? I wonder how you would react to "Guk" which seems to be a standard issue reply to most of my comments in class.
Though its bad when people are hell bent on adding additional letters to my name (apparently the simpler way of living and spelling names are not the most sought of way of life), i guess having it pronounced wrong would be more irritable(careful, I am very sensitive when it comes to a forceful utterance of t in my name, its Ritika, dammit)
Oh and I hate my glasses too, they make a mark on my nose...WAITAMINNIT, IS THAT A HAIR STRAND ON MY KEYBOARD...AAACCCKKK.. *suffers an aneurysm*
p.s. (What, I am a girl, I always write postscripts, I am a girl who conforms to stereotypes)
glasses also make your nose look bigger, not a good thing when you already have the extra large kind. One more reason to hate glasses. Who gives a damn about better sight anyway. Lesser you see, the lesser people you will recognize, better the reason why you don't remember obscure relatives on the roads.
Do ten more dislikes, pretty please , they are hila... and I get to write long comments, an enjoyable activity any time.
Preface:
"heh" is a highly versatile, all-weather, er, word, kind of like the non-explicit version of fuck (for more, refer: "Usage of the word FUCK", Dennis Leary)
Ok then,
1. It's not that bad when it comes from elders - you're ignoring everything else, why not your name as well? Yeh if your peers use it, sock 'em.
2. Golgappas are yum.
3. Roshogollas are yum too - anyway u have it.
4. Four I kinda like, 'coz of its symmetry.
5. I probably loose more than most girls, but mange to keep my mouth shut.
6. Oooh the Naina look. It's called librarian chick.
7. Being in Xaviers, u just can't help this - try not to blend in with the crowd though.
9. YOU'RE RIGHT!
10. No comments.
8. Uh huh - would have said I totally agree, except that you chose to mention thrash. Now, that ain't fair - in fact, I'd highly recommend 2 of the Big Four of California Bay Area thrash. Even death metal, well, there's good stuff under symphonic and melodic sub-genres which make good use of keys and occasionally female vocals, and I'm sure you're referring to black/doom/ metalcore/ 'other'core sub-genres as well, and I'm equally sure you've never bothered digging up the odd diamond in the rough. It's ok - even I haven't. It's too much of a hassle. Anyway, your general complaint against growling vocals, randomly fast and repetitive leads, superfast strumming of the same 3-4 chords, annoying (and of course, highly rapid) drumming with excessive use of double bass, and indistinguishable bass lines is more than accepted.
Epilogue:
About lizards I don't really care,
insult Lizard King don't u dare,
he's one of 'em God almighty,
that pantheon oughta lord over this society.
Ok AAAdrita..that was a very good post.. but I need to confess that I do many of the things that annoy you like
Speaking on the fone while in public transportation
wearing glasses
Being artificial
but never squeezed a rosogolla.. we call it rasagulla in Tamil am sorry.. but i think thats more in Arka's area of ire than yours..
Many Many Many MANY ManY HappY ReturnS OF ThE DaY :)
Phuchkas are the most freaking awesomest of foods. Period.
Loved the makeover. Very refreshing. Though I loved the last one too.
heh... nice :P
i read all your dislikes...
i have nothing to say about them...
i like your DP..its artistic!
Liked the last two points.
@ all [and sundry, if you care for beauty, that is]
Thanks you so much for your comments!
:D
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