but now?...
Me and my friend Su, were sitting in class when the professor asked the date."Tenth" we cried in unison. Then again..we said the following fragmented sentence in unison."yesterday was nine eleven!"..."The first televised terrorist attack..its been four long years!".....
The thoughts that flowed inside my constricted and overused brain thus:
"I will be twenty in a month.
Actually, its less than a month..
Its the ninth today..
so that makes it 23 days..
no wait..sorry..21 days...
ok.whats 30 minus 9?..
um..21 right..wait..
September is a month of thirty days right?
..ya..so like ok..ya its 21 days..
ok..hehe, September is the eleventh month..
ya..9/11 ..the first televised terrorist event..(I somehow can't get over this fact) ...no..wait...September is not the eleventh months..damn..its the ninth month..
October is the tenth month..damn it..so WHY?..is it called 9/11?. of course it happened in September...it can't have happened in November..OKAY!..so it happened on the eleventh..sheesh.."
"damn it..its twenty..not twenty one...I will be turning twenty in twenty days...how COOL is that!!!"
[My question, directed at the world in general.Do all 20 year olds think like this?]
[ extremely sorry, that was the wrong question.My real question is...Now that you know about my birth day..will you all wish me and all
???]Alright then.I will tell you a few things about my college now.
The canteen sucks.
Big Time.
More so because it has this weird coupon system which I can't seem to be able to figure out.
More than more so, because I never have enough money to buy myself food.Therefore, the mere sight of people hogging away as if its the end of the world in the next five minutes...noupes..not for me.
People do not trust the "drinking water" taps.
They behave like as if its actual piss that comes out, not water.
They behave like as if they have tasted it.
How else can they be so sure.
MCVV, or in short, Mass communication and Videography Vocational, is one department, where all the stinky rich, spoilt people with a major amount of attitude have come together.Their sole motive/occupation in life is to look down upon the other departments.They run around with their fancy cameras and throw around their attitude as if its a bloody food fight, and the only food available is..well..attitude.
All that is not true.
Not for me.
I maybe stinky, but definitely not stinky rich.
Attitude?..me?..well I can explain..I make self derogation sound funny, and I use that as a defense mechanism.And of course, the-looking-down-on-the-other-departments part,I mean Dude, I get to attend classes where I am shown a picture of two green trees under a massive brown mountain..and asked.."So can you derive the primary, symbolic and instinctive layers of meaning out of this image?" .........I mean I love my life!...
Do you have the SLIGHTEST idea how easy it is to glib talk?..
[If you're not convinced, just browse through this blog's archives]
Well well, did I digress or did I digress?
I was talking about my college.
Our honoured Principal generally sports a casual attire.Its quite a relief, because when hes NOT sporting a casual attire, hes wearing a real blued out white gown,which reminds me of consumer products like "UJALA SUPREME" and "ALA WHITE".
also, he has been spotted running around in the campus wearing the same blued out gown and a............ red helmet!!!
[the above joke will work only for people with incredible imagination skills]
Alright.
My new resolution.
I will start masticating on important issues now.
I have already thought out a structured line of research:-
1] If I stare at myself all day long and try making zodiac signs outta the positioning of the various pimples on my face..[ like you do it with the stars on the night sky..duh uh.], will that improve my eye-sight?
2] If it improves my eye-sight, will I finally get rid of my glasses?
3] I think I am bad in math. How does that affect the larger scheme of things in this universe.
4] My friend wants to turn into a free floating particle in the atmosphere.How can I use the following information to my advantage?
5] Am I dreamy enough to be called dreamy?
6] The fact that I am running out of points, is that indicative of the fact that I should stop using the word "fact" unnecessarily and maybe end this post?
well, as you say!
9 comments:
In the end I can say...Nice reading your post!
Ha!!..If u think turning 20 is cool,Thik again!!!...:-)..
and ALA white...lol!!!
u guys run around the college with cameras n stuff...why dont u take a pic of ur princi and post it up here
that would authenticate ur observations [:P]
erm........would the college be xaviers?
i think you'r dreamy as if you'r asleep..... its don get more vivid than thin....i took five minutes off to visualize the princi......sheesh that was fun.....i added some stuff to the image.....i have a HD vividity
I could not help laughing (and it was pity laugh) at my maths skills and I still could not find out your birthday. [:(]
Well you would acheive speed of light if you could nebulize yourself. But hey, wait a minute, it was a dream. [:D]
I love this: "4] My friend wants to turn into a free floating particle in the atmosphere.How can I use the following information to my advantage?" Brilliant!
There are men. Then there are other men. Successful men..
That above statement was totally random and has no bearing upon the scheme of universal thangamies at large. I love that phrase now.
The Answer, to Life, The Unviers and Everything:
42.
No seriously.
As for your queries,
* All 20 year olds don't think like this.
* I will, now that you've helped me calculate it.
* Glib talk isn't easy.
* You digressed.
Coming to your questionnaire:
1. Not if you do it staring into a mirror. However, if by some miracle you can make your eyeballs jut out enough to look upon your own face, you can be the first one to know.
2. Depends on what kind of eye defect you have really. If it's hypermetropia, once you're cured you don't need to wear specs anymore. Or maybe that's the case with myopia. Whatever - go ask an ophthalmologist.
3. Due to improper formatting, this doesn't qualify as a question.
4. Your research should be prioritized, and your own selfish interests should be on top of the list. Go jut your eyeballs out.
5. I'll pass that till I read your older posts.
6. You answered it yourself. Which amazes me - how many times do we have the answers to all our questions ourselves, but don't realize it? Rhetoric philosophy - don't bother.
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