The Banjo Players Must Die.

I suddenly have this sensationally nerve racking urge to find out more about a particular Doctor who has a cell-phone number similar to mine. Now this similarity of cell numbers, is acute, I presume. The difference is of a mere one digit, I presume this too.

So because I have a very smooth lifestyle, with minimal work and a gazillion very creative ideas centering around "how to kill time" and that same gazillion multiplied by thirty six equal to whatever number of blog posts dedicated to this very special, smooth and jobless lifestyle, I suddenly have this urge to find out more about this particular Doctor. In the last three years that I have been handling and man handling my one and only cell phone, I have received numerous "wrong number" calls asking for "Daktar shaheb".

Now I want to freakin' know this Doc.
JLT.
emni emni.

Other things include, milk powder.I love consuming milk powder.That too emni emni. JLT.

My results are not coming out. I am sure I am going to flunk in one of the papers. Ok, this is a very different kind of exam related whine ok?I have tried and imagined a lot and henceforth come up with the following:-

The external examiner of my camera practical exams will have given me more marks than I deserve because:

1]Of the sheer innocence that oozes out of each and every pore on the skin of my face.

2] The fact that I have the kind of body language that makes prominent the fact that I have potential, but sadly enough, its coated with layers and layers of sad luck and body fat respectively.

3] Of the shaky resemblance of my face with his wife/daughter/premarital girlfriend/post marital girlfriend etc etc you get the picture?.

I am sure by this time, you're so very disappointed about this being just another run-of-the-mill-exam-whine post that you've actually stopped racking your brains over what in a jalebi-dipped-in-vanilla-ice cream's name could the post title be all about.

anyhow, the title of this post is also the title of this fantabulourgasmicaly bizzare and thus very entertaining ebook that I've been reading for a while now.

I am also becoming increasingly lazy and hesitant even when it comes to clicking and typing.
So what I will do is, give you random useless banter about this , that, a little this about that and a little that about this.Also a little bit of that this, and a little bit more of this that.


The above line just proves how I am very very very much destined to rant and blabber off my gibberish banter all throughout my life.Thing is, will people listen to it?.

There are not many things I dislike. Really, if we happen to play the rapid fire game someday, and you ask me this question.Wait, lets imagination we're playing the rapid fire Q n'A game right now.
So you ask me what I dislike, and I will think a lot, and then probably come up with something like "My gym trainer". Thats very very personal, and the reason for the dislike is brutally obvious. So umm..ok so for the 46734724th time, I digressed, What was I saying?

Yah, there aren't many things that I dislike.
But then there is ONE thing that I dislike SO much , that I actually make an effort to stay far far away from it, in the process I realize that I am giving it a lot of importance by making the effort of staying away, then again, I can't bear the sight of it, but I hate it, at the same time, I can't flick my eyes away from it.

I am talking about MTV "Meet or Delete".

The following paragraph is what I'd written somewhere else about this show. A few days back.

"The new MTV show 'Meet or Delete' is so crappy, it makes me want to bang...err..that..and bang my head against the wall, also.
I mean whats with these "dating" shows...

Actually, the problem is the producers and suchlike clearly target the hip, young, good looking "kewl-dudish" genre of TV watchers, but what about the lazy, fat , procrastinating couch potatoes like me? I am sure there are lots like me out there.

For you, there are the make-over shows! you might say that, but tell me the truth, who are you kidding? Are you not aware that even the makeover shows don't have fat people being made over. I've diligently followed some 7 episodes of "wear their skin" and I did not see one participant who was fat.I mean this is unfair, the fat people should get some coverage. Actually, know what? I am sure 78% of the fat people in this world are not insecure about their obesity, the only people who are aware are the "obsessed- and- possessed- with oneself" type [meeee!] and the ones who are actually thin but want to depress the effing chocolates out of the actually fat people around by continuously whining about how much weight they have put on..or how flabby they are looking in some God forsaken outfit."

But ^ the above things were written because I'd seen this episode where there were two guys trying to "impress" a fairly good looking girl. So I might have felt a wee bit envious of why no body wants to impress me blah blah, and why do the girls always get to choose blah the blah blah.

but TODAY, I saw this episode, which did not frustrate me at all. I was not even one bit envious of the two slutty girls cat fighting over what seemed to me like ummm ..errr...ok, this guy, who had tattoos, and who claimed that he could make "girls crazy " , and umm..and who wanted the girls to "impress" him by doing "wild" things to him ?[!]?[!]

what is wrong with MTV?

And the wild things included dancing ..sorry..item dancing in the middle of the road.

So I officially give up on MTV.

Why am I talking about TV anyway?
Oh, thats because todays episode of that meet or delete show had me real
shaken.

I am sorry if I bored you, I know many people don't watch TV, coz its boring. Umm...but many people also read blogs because they bored.
So are YOU bored?