Saturday, December 29, 2007

"Not a very taggish affair"

but what the heck.As RR would say, frig frig frig!!!. :D

List of the things you want to do in life before you kick the bucket

[kick the bucket and pick the potol, heh heh heh].


1> Ask Paris Hilton a very personal question. Doesn't Tinkerbell look like the dirtiest animal ever?
2> Eat something like this. All by myself.
3> Learn how to swim.
4> Put my swimming skills to good use. [you know, "Baywatch" style]
5> Buy a very,very VERY, VERY big car.With my own hard-earned money.
6> Bungee-jump.
7> Make out with Jude Law.
8> Buy one of those huge doll houses.
9> Have an all white wedding, with some guy, in some church, somewhere in some village in Italy.The church should be majorly white in colour.The window sills should be red and the cake should be white with blood red candles init.
10> Knit a sweater. All by myself.
11> lose weight.


Sigh, I realized how all my plans are so very short term. I mean I had to rack my brains so very hard to come up with eleven odd points about what all to do before dying.
ask me what all I have to do today, I will hand you a list.

Finish off the remaining biscuits, persuade my mother against spraying the smelly insecticide, act dumb and hence irritate whoever is online, make a huge effort to not think about how my film is going to turn out to be the stupidest film EVER, listen to all the songs stored in the comp lest the sound system goes awry tomorrow, try and make my microphone work for the zillionth time, read all the random blogs I have bookmarked. Watch "Gossip Girl", eat that piece of half stale sweetmeat thats preparing to commit suicide inside the fridge.Think about polishing my toenails, play online word games, dream about what's gonna happen at the new year's picnic and new year eve's sleepover party irrespectively.

Ok, its 9.05 PM and those are my plans for the next one hour.

So, well,I promise I will come up with better points for the "kick your bucket" thingie just one hour before I die completely.

I guess.

So long, and thanks for the fish.


I tag The Deeva, and whoever else who is excruciatingly bored.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

u dont know how to swim???

and the film will be like the best one this year

u have known me for almost 3 years now and you know
I M ALWAYS RIGHT:P

as for the marriage... i am the maid of honour other wise i m going to seduce the guy and runaway with the cake!!!
(i know seducing part wouldnt hurt that much but food will:P)

Angry Voices said...

Jude Law! Cake!

Can I have the list instead? :D

coffee stain said...

jude law huh...... sigh yesh yesh.... some guys have all the luck.... atleast ekta brit accent niye jonmatam! :P

Llama said...

I had seen Jude Law in Jaipur this April! Really! :D
You're jealous now na?

onnesha said...

wow making out and knitting all in one list.
now thats what you call "range" man!
GO,GIRL!

ArSENik said...

I wanna do 2> too and also eat the cake in 9>. And I am not just saying that to appear as a non-racist cake connoisseur. As far as 5> goes, the number of very's complicates things.

Macadamia The Nut said...

Hey there! It's me again. :D
Hope you have an incredible, funtastic, year ahead with everything your heart desires!

Disclaimer: Alcohol, drugs and botox are not included in the wish list. Hehe!

What's In A Name ? said...

" Main zyadaa nahin maangtaa..." should have been your heading.

Electronic Goose said...

I want to learn how to knit too. I started, but only got as far as a swatch. (Sigh.)

~Moo-lah Buz!nezzz~ said...

Damn,you are making a movie.
Ive always been wanting to do that....!!!
but psst,i tried knitting once too.. :P

causticji said...

For 11, 2 has to be avoided. If that happens, 3 can and 4 might.

Plus u want:
A. to fit into 5, and
B. the rope in 6 not to snap, right?

But if 9 is followed by u (in 5) being bombed, won't puzo & coppola be proud?

PS. Are u as excited about the movie as I am?