Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Plop

Yesterday, I said " o'fuck" in front of and within hearing range of my mother. There I was, lying sprawled out on my bed, facing the ceiling, writhing in agony coz of this acidity that was spreading all throughout my body and....... plop!
this lizard falls on my stomach.

Now about this acidity, I am sure it is something much bigger than your everyday acidity-next-door, coz its pretty painful and comes with chest pain and stuff. I just call it acidity coz I don't know what it really is. I take refuge in procrastination when it comes to paying a visit to a doctor. I think I have taken after my father who has had Liver Cirrhosis for the past ten years and its only been detected now.

Moving on to the other colourful things in life, my cousin has sort of planted this phrase so very deep inside my shallow mind that I can't bleeding stop thinking about it and using it as often as possible and wondering in sheer amazement about how very apt it is. The theory is that, since its the chickens and pigs, as opposed to the dolphins and mice who are getting back at us, 42 might not be the right answer after all. So the new answer to the meaning of life, this universe and everything might be,
"stuck in between two semi-permeable membranes"

For once, I was very happy about not having the perfect abs, because the lizard sort of stayed put on my stomach for 12.5 frames, and then it slithered off my rotund tummy. Who knows, had my tummy been flat, it might just have not slithered off and felt very much at home.

6 comments:

coffee stain said...

whats with ppl and tiktiki's , sheesh.

Llama said...

Eww... these lizards are taking over the world :'(

My recentest post on new blog is about lizzies. I no like 'em.

Anonymous said...

The lizard is in love with u i think

~Moo-lah Buz!nezzz~ said...

i like lizards,they eat the bugs.the world shud change its opinion about lizzies.
try a ba-na-na when u get acidity.ive heard it works wonders...

Amazing Graze said...

lizard on your tummy & all you can think about is acidity & the flatness of your abdomen. I would have had a heart attack & said things far far worse than o-fuck, & not just my mom but all the people in the neighborhood would hear them. :(

Hatturi Hanzo said...

I once had a pet lizard in my hostel room. It was a silly little lizard who lived in my book rack and used to eat the mosquitoes I killed.