The importance of an Auto wallah.

Now that I am suitably stoned and suitably satisfied, I shall update my blog. Now this, my dear friends is called a proper blog update.

7.50. AM. I was frantically washing my face with something called multani mitti . That is what is the right thing to do. Not having a bath is okay. looking like as if you've not had a bath is a strict no. Sometimes I look like I've not had a bath even after having a long and shower gel-y and shampoo-y one. But that is besides the point.

8.20. AM. I was throwing (and missing) certain very life-altering questions at the universe; my stars and suchlike. "Will I be able to somehow seduce an auto wallah to agree to take me to Sakinaka despite the heat and the rain and the bad roads and the bleeding Andheri West to East traffic jam?"

8.55.AM. Poof. I've reached. On the set. Right in charge. Battling odds. Dodging questions. Woman with a mission. Armed with omelette paav. Too good to be true.

9.15.PM. I was throwing certain very life altering questions at the universe and suchlike. "Will I be able to somehow seduce an auto wallah to agree to take me to Andheri West despite the rain and the mud and the fucking east to west traffic jam?"

10.14.PM. Back home. Online.

Guess I suck at proper blog updates. Will stick to improper.