The things inside my head @ 3.00 AM

I will not follow my friend's footsteps, and I will not talk about the Independence Itch.
Matters thus resolved, I am here to do what I do best, talk about myself.


I am done reading the most enchanting story ever.
There are just 2763 odd books that I have to finish reading this year, including the four on display, in this page.

"I wish I were a book, it would be so much easier and faster to read human beings"

I chanced upon the above line somewhere,

[probably somebody's blog {please excuse me while I rack my brains and find my way outside these brackets} (that somebody who posted the above line in his/her blog, if you are reading this, I am extremely sorry, please don't sue me and all, its just that I have to keep on filching stuff to make my blog readable enough)}].

Alright then, this is going to be yet another balderdash blog post.That is precisely because I have lost total track of what I was going to blog about.So because I have to come up with a post on Independence day, (I resolved to write a post on the 15th of august which would have nothing to do with the country's independence whatsoever.) and the usual fact that I forgot what I was going to write about..errm wait...
what was I saying?(damn these brackets)Was I saying something?...
What do you mean you don't know?...
Are you trying to tell me that here you are, on MY blog, reading MY post, and you weren't paying attention?..
How dare you?..

Actually Its alright.
Even I was not paying attention.
Oh, I wanted to tell you, I can't spell "Independence" correctly, at one go.I swear, EVERY TIME I try typing this word, a red underline is inevitable.
Now see the picture below:



This is SO me, except that I don't blog in livejournal, I blog in blogger.[ in case you haven't noticed].And the Blogger people, please don't sue me and all for advertising another blog site and all, I got this picture from somebody's orkut profile.[I was SO very right about the filching part].


But then, Oh, I just realized, that... well I haven't really lived up to my resolution.I mean its 3 am in the morning, and Independence[GAWDDAMNIT, I had to rightclick and retype the word again] day is long gone.But still. I am just, what, some three odd hours late?...

Oh, I also wanted to apologize publicly, for calling my friend a crow , publicly.
These days, we all do stuff publicly.I have a grand idea, from now on, I will advertise online, on my gtalk custom message to orkut relationship status.

WANTED:
Tall, Dusky, male Bong with a deep throated voice.

errm sorry, thats not what I want.

WANTED:
Job. [ which will gimme some cash to buy clothes and enhance my wardrobe and will also help me buy fake foreign brands of chocolate from the side stalls of Park Street/breakfast at Flury's{everyday}]

err, this is not a good idea, imagine how the above sentence will look in my orkut relationship status?

Just for your information, tis' 3.14 AM now.The above stated banter took me fourteen minutes to type.

I am not sleepy.
Not sleepy enough to sleep.
Not sleepy enough to try going to sleep.
But sleepy enough to stifle a yawn, and stop typing.


What?..I meant stop typing long enough to stifle the yawn,silly.
Ok So where was I?
See this forgetfulness is sure going to land me in trouble.I mean that day, this HOD of mine was reprimanding me for not attending class the previous day and I couldn't answer back because I was not sure whether I had actually bunked the class.
And I took this four month odious course in news anchoring.
a] I forgot to include it in my CV.
b] I forgot the name of the institute all together.

At two in the morning, I dint quite feel like disturbing my trunk full of certificates, so I thought maybe they have a site and all.So, I googled for it.
The name of the institute was NITS, [I could not for the life of it remember the full form]

and what does google tell me?..

Nits are the eggs of lice. Humans can be infested with three kinds of lice: Pediculus capitis (head lice), Pediculus corporis (body lice), and Phthirus ...


On that note, I finish this blog post.
Jai Hind, Good morning.