Wednesday, September 5, 2007

This, that, yeah.... whatever things.

This post could have been titled ORKUTALES, but then I had second thoughts.

Anyway, what I am saying, I got friendship requests from three people early in the morning.

1] "Love can conquer all sorts of pain" wants to be your friend.
2] "Nilaks>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Superrrrrrcooooooooool duuuuuuuuude" wants to be your friend.
3] Dhananjoi***** having lower back pain*************** wants to be your friend.


I thought Dhanonjoi could be friends with friendship seeker number one.I mean he could be taught a thing or two about love, and how it can conquer even his lower back pain.

Talking about lower back pain, I am in love with the whole universe.I even loved the stray cat on the road that crossed my road and shat right in front of me.Still, I can't seem to be getting rid of the pain.Not only in my lower abdomen, also in my upper abdomen, calves, collar bones,neck,hips, hands, feet, fingers, nails, all body parts[ to cut a long story short, and also to conceal the fact that I don't know the names of most of my body parts and I had no IDEA what all the word "calf"can imply{ I don't like the fat on my left calf(people are actually jobless enough to look at their calves?)} , until I googled for it.]

Did I mention?..

I have joined a gym.I wake up at six, every morning and WALK for twenty minutes to get to the gym.Its a tear jerking [and perspiration jerking] saga, what happens after that.

So I might as well just move on to cheerier things.


About six months back, as a part of a nerve racking college project, we came up with a two-minute video.
Now initially, we tagged this video as a spoof on a popular Bollywood film.
Later on, we had to add the word "attempted" before the word "spoof" as a number of people were not able to understand what the film..err video was about.(including our external examiner)

Anyway..so bottomline, if things go well this small "spoof" might get aired on TV..NATIONAL TV, to be precise.
[I am not offering any details].

I just..err..wanted to make a point..that the video is not all that crappy after all, the name of television show being "Bollywood Spoofs".So, its an identifiable spoof, and the external examiner is an identifiable fool.
He had eyed me up and down and had quipped in with a sly smile...

"You're Bengali right?..Are you sure you're Bengali?"
Why?
..because during my viva-voce( or whatever it was) I was not able to name the cinematographer of Pather Panchali.

I just wanted to insult him on the internet, (and hope that he never ever stumbles across this blog)...so THERE!



heh heh heh!

[that was a laugh, in case you dint get it]

6 comments:

ad libber said...

Its wrong, no one knows who the cinematographer of Pather Panchali is. The movie was made at a time when a cinematographer was called a cameraman. Ah well, action was called fights and all that jazz too. Life must have been really simple then. No one sat for hours in front of the computer leading to lower back pains either.

S. said...

man!!..have to say, for an amateur, u ppl are good.

what exactly are u ppl into...Actually, I am looking for ppl intersted in making a movie (not a big budget one..but have a concept in mind)..if u are interested..we can sit down and talk

Dyaus Spes said...

Starting from Orkutales to Insult of examiner. :D

Indeed the thoughts wander without thinking.

coffee stain said...

my cat ran away..... proper hulo hoyegeche...... the day had to come eventually.....his gf on the other hand...a black cat.....i'd suppose a good catch in the cat world....had its 10th litter..... one of which is a black 2inch blob....ie kitten. if that kitten is a hulo i'll keep it...a black cat.....how cool is that... emni te e bad lick.....so bad bad cancel howa uchit!
orkut is slowly gettin to be a weird place where weird men prey on men and women alike!

What's In A Name ? said...

How I hope...I would have been the examiner....and reading this post right now, baying for your blood the next time around I get hold of you...in a viva-voce. :)

~Moo-lah Buz!nezzz~ said...

Damn!!..i got back ache too!!!!!....:-P